Melt, the boss's illegitimate daughter, a potted plant in the greenhouse of the family reigning over New Jersey. On her twenty-first birthday, instead of a gift, she is abducted by the illegitimate man, Bud.With pursuers, dogs, and all sorts of hindrances, the plan only gets more tangled...Why did everyone participate in the Melt tug-of-war? A mishmash noir of sloppy villains. Melt Bless You!